Sunday, April 23, 2006
What's That Smell?
Z: My mouse died.
V: Did you feed it?
Z: Well, yeah, we fed it….we don’t know exactly what happened.
V: (Realization dawns on me) Oh god – how insensitive of me.
Z: What?
V: I thought you were talking about your computer mouse. That’s why I asked if you fed it….I was trying to be cute. But you were talking about the kids’ actual pet mouse. Oh man – I’m so sorry. (at this point - both of us start laughing)
Z: (laughing) So now, the TV room smells like mouse death.
V: What does mouse death smell like?
Z: Come on over!
V: (laughing) Ewwww.
Z: Yeah, and then Daniel sprayed some stuff down there, so now it smells like Citrus Mouse Death.
V: Citrus Mouse Death….is that a new perfume by Calvin Klein?
Z: Citrus Mouse Death - smells like mouse death in the orange groves of Florida.
V: Knock your date over with one whiff.
Z: You could’ve used that last night with the Fun-Size Guy.
(Possibly….if I dabbed it behind my knees).
“Fun Size Guy” is a whole other story…..coming soon. ;)
Diva-ppallingly Yours,
Vi
