Sunday, February 22, 2004
Googlicious
You know, I crack up like a crazy fool when Vi and I look through our stats to see how people came to our site. I mean, someone actually Googled “butt spray pageant”, “sanitary napkin fetish” and “dust mite pedicure”. Weirdos. Well, I don’t know. Afterall, it’s OUR site that actually popped up on such Google searches! Ha!
Well, I decided I’d be one of those weirdos today. Here are the few odd ball things I Googled just to see what would pop up. Wish I could see the faces of these folks when they get THEIR stat report!
Monkey butt eyeliner
Christina “I am so miserable” Marie’s on line diary about how much it sucks to take care of one of those fake babies (the kind that cries every couple of hours) for a class. Good thing it’s not a real baby! She talks about wanting to throw it out the window. Not sure what monkey butt eyeliner has to do with this or how I landed here but don’t you think she’d be proud I found her this way?
“I married my grandmother”
Yes. I Googled it and it came up. A woman who lives in New England and loves her MINI Cooper says “My hubby is the nicest guy. In fact, I married my grandmother.” OooohK! And that’s a compliment to him how? Nevermind.
It also came up on a website for short stories called ZOEtrope! Ha!
Horse Poop Contest
This one took me all over the place! Some of the sites include PoopReport.com and MoviePoopShoot.com. Not to mention the Poop Thesaurus and Bostom.com. Boston.com? Yep. It also took me to PittsburghLive.com to share with me contestant entries for True Love Stories. Ewwwwwww. I hope I’m never involved in a love story that involves crap! Oh wait………um……hmmm. On to the next search!
Newt Gingrich Love Child
This one gets you a short story where someone asks if they are the love child of Newt Gingrich, an alien named Futon from the planet Spork. These are beginning to render me speechless.
Thank goodness when I Googled “divas don’t exist” nothing came up! Whew! That could have been a close call……..Vi and I would have had to go all Kung Fu on someone.
There were also no entries for “world’s fastest duck”. Is no one keeping track of this sort of thing!!??? I’m horrified.
Can’t wait to see how this blog entry changes Diva Wendi’s hot bar and the next set of stats. Hopefully (crossing fingers) it’ll make for more interesting Blogfodder than this post.
Zoë
