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Sunday, April 30, 2006
Yes, yes. It's true. We're back but as she mentioned, I did ask Vi to go ahead and do most of the postings for now.
What has the last 1 1/2 years brought for me? Well, 6 (possibly more - I'm losing count) major projects one of which includes playing Bookwork (popcap.com) and wondering why it will accept words like semen and porno but won't accept doula or Prada. Or even Zoe!
Never met us before? Check out some old posts of ours to decide if we're going to become friends.
Z
posted by DivaConfessions at April 30, 2006 13:28 | link | comments
Sunday, April 23, 2006
What's That Smell?
Z: My mouse died.
V: Did you feed it?
Z: Well, yeah, we fed it….we don’t know exactly what happened.
V: (Realization dawns on me) Oh god – how insensitive of me.
Z: What?
V: I thought you were talking about your computer mouse. That’s why I asked if you fed it….I was trying to be cute. But you were talking about the kids’ actual pet mouse. Oh man – I’m so sorry. (at this point - both of us start laughing)
Z: (laughing) So now, the TV room smells like mouse death.
V: What does mouse death smell like?
Z: Come on over!
V: (laughing) Ewwww.
Z: Yeah, and then Daniel sprayed some stuff down there, so now it smells like Citrus Mouse Death.
V: Citrus Mouse Death….is that a new perfume by Calvin Klein?
Z: Citrus Mouse Death - smells like mouse death in the orange groves of Florida.
V: Knock your date over with one whiff.
Z: You could’ve used that last night with the Fun-Size Guy.
(Possibly….if I dabbed it behind my knees).
“Fun Size Guy” is a whole other story…..coming soon. ;)
Diva-ppallingly Yours,
Vi
posted by DivaConfessions at April 23, 2006 16:46 | link | comments
We're Baaaaa-aaaack!
Yes, friends, the Divas are back. Probably not as much as we were before our hiatus, but we're here and strange as ever. Vi will be doing most of the posting, since Zoë's schedule is so hectic these days. We have a lot to catch up on!
Here's the brief overview:
Zo:
her house burned down....and was rebuilt.
got a new job - but may soon be her own boss (everyone light a candle!)
Vi:
is getting a divorce
bought a new house
Diva x 2:
We found a new hangout.....Momos! (More on Momos later)
So, drop us a line - and stay tuned! ;)
Big, Sparkly Diva-Hugs,
Zoë & Vi
posted by DivaConfessions at April 23, 2006 15:14 | link | comments
